the kids i’m babysitting are so cute

its hot though so i’m eating a popsicle

Such a brutal morning. I fell asleep crying and my eyelids stuck together. Omg

Mikey is the sweetest boy ever.

I follow such perfect people.

I want to get a tattoo of a cupcake. I don’t know where to put it though. Or maybe pie. One of my favourite chefs from food network is Chuck Hughes and has so many tattoos of just food it’s perfect.

My bro drunk: maybe I should get a really fucked up tattoo that will make ppl talk to me to ask what it is…. I can make friends that way right.